"Hello, Captain Squirrels, sir!"
"We need an alternative communication channel in the event of a natural disaster."
"Is there something you're not telling me? What natural disaster?"
"Unlike civilians, we must always have a backup communication channel."
"It's not very reliable, and we don't have control over their servers. We'll write a chat client with its own blackjack... I mean, with its own server and clients!"
"And will it have a graphical interface?"
"If you do exactly what Agent IntelliJ IDEA tells you to do, then there will be a graphical interface."
"Wow, finally! Can I ask another question?"
"Too many questions. As a bonus exercise, you can write a bot to answer your own questions. "Move out!"