"Hello, Captain Squirrels, sir!"
"Ready for a new secret mission?"
"Of course, I'm ready, sir!"
"Then here's a file with instructions. Today we're going to develop a new kind of artificial intelligence. The human race needs our help. We must save people from destruction."
"But, sir! I can't open the file. I need an archiver."
"Really? Hmm... Then the salvation of mankind is postponed. Today, we'll write our own archiver."
"Captain, what about the people?"
"Nothing will happen to them. Contact Agent IntelliJ IDEA for your assignment. He'll give you all the instructions."
"May I proceed, sir?"