"Hi, Amigo!"
"Hi!"
"How are you to address a senior officer?"
"Sorry, sir."
"Hello, Captain Squirrels, sir."
"That's better."
"You have a new secret mission today."
"You need to write a space battle simulation."
"Cool! Uhh... I mean, I am ready, sir."
"It just so happens that I have an idea for it. How about this?"

"No, that's too difficult."
"We'll start with something simpler:"

"Hmm..."
"What? Still to difficult? Then let's make it even simpler."
"Contact Agent IntelliJ IDEA to receive the task. He already has it."
"Permission to ask a question, sir?"
"Speak."
"Why do you call IntelliJ IDEA an agent, sir? It's just a program."
"You're just a program."
"IDEA is an artificial intelligence and a crew member on our ship. Is that all clear? Get going already."
"Yes, sir! Carrying out your order, sir."
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