"Hello, Captain Squirrels, sir!"
"You have a new secret mission today. In order to encrypt correspondence between our units, you need to implement your own URL shortener service."
"Cool! Uhh, I mean, I am ready, sir. But why do we need this?"
"What do you mean why? Soldier, we're surrounded by enemies. We need to protect our lines of communication. Proceed to the task."
"Yes, sir! Implement a URL shortener service."
"Go to our secret agent IntelliJ IDEA. You'll receive all of the instructions there."
"It shall be done, Captain!"