"Hello, Captain Squirrels, sir!"
"Do you smell that, soldier?"
"No, I don't."
"The smell is most likely coming from your terminal. Let's see what you're doing there."
"Huh? How can code stink?"
"True, it definitely can't stink... but it often has an odor."
"Captain, I'm developing a new personnel management system for the ship. Look, the project is almost ready."
"Well, it's time for you to achieve Zen in refactoring. Only then will you be able to cleanse your code. Contact Agent IntelliJ IDEA for your assignment. He'll give you all the instructions."
"Yes, sir! Carrying out your order, sir."