What they don't teach you in school

"Hi, Amigo. I'm Julio Siesta."

"I can see that you worked hard today."

"How about a well-deserved break?"

"Aren’t we supposed to have a lesson now?"

"Yes. But lessons have to be interesting. You didn't forget that, did you? Nobody ever repealed the law that stipulates that boring teachers will be beaten with a stick!"

"This is a special training video that will… uh… enhance your interest in your studies and… Let’s just watch it, okay? You can ask your questions later. Roll it!"