"Hello, Captain Squirrels, sir."
"You're a good student. Well done, soldier!"
"Today you have a new secret mission: master finances."
"Hooray!!! I already know what I'll spend the money on!!!"
"Don't relax yet, soldier! Mastering finances means writing a new secret ATM program.
"Go see Secret Agent IntelliJ IDEA. You'll receive all of the instructions there."
"It shall be done, Captain!"